Famous Space-Rock Battles # 253
Space-Rock Freakout!!!Fisto Vs. Stinkor in a battle over an extremely rare 12" Vinyl copy of Hawkwind's SONIC ATTACK !!!
Who would win this epic contest and why? Please answer in the comments field.
Things to consider...
1. Fisto's mighty Iron Fist can smash through solid blocks of reinforced concrete as if they were cheesy watsits!
2. Stinkor's unearthly bottom burps can dissolve solid blocks of reinforced concrete as if they were alka-seltzers dropped in a glass of water!
3. Fisto's true allegiance is to Motorhead while Stinkor worships the Space-Gods eternal... HAWKWIND!!!
posted by Clawhammer at 6:19 pm
18 Comments:
Stinkor has the edge as he calls upon a Sonic Attack to obliterate the feckless opponent!
Fisto??
So that's what he is calling himself now. I remember him when he worked in the gay porn industry, although beefy he couldn't fight his way out of a cashew nuts bag
Save yourself from me!
Thanks for the "heads-up" Gaylord! I new Fisto was an arch-deviant but I had no idea he had stopped to stroop-worship!
Jack! No need to worry I had a few drams and don't feel the need for any more tonight... well one more wont hurt.
Judging by the colour of his pants I'd say that Fisto had shat himself in fear.
I would like to team Fisto with Ze Baron in an up coming feature.
Bah! It is Sunday evening already! Another horrific day at the Ministry of Truth tomorrow - why couldn't have chosen a career like Lovejoy?
Stinkor get in the house right this minute your tea's ready
Scat N - You are correct!
Harry - I can arrange it as long as regi Moli.
Stinkor - Not to worry we will all be dust one day.
Skeletor - Snake mountain is a bit phallic isn't it? And what about He-Mans sword and your staff of power and all those bulging muscles and posing pouches! Your animated series is just thinly veiled homo-erotic porno! SORDID! Or should that be "swordid"... boooom booom! (Evillynn is obviously a dyke... she's my favourite!)
Licky Licky Love You Long Time
Skeletor - stop bullying these nice people
I am pure dead brilliant me! You're not kewl like me
Mum! Muuuum! Jack is sniffing your panties again, I know he's into dangerous sports but that's taking it too far! Not kewl!
Everybody loves me even though I'm a complete kunt!
When is the next post oh Mighty Clawhammer?
I see this one has been taken over by the Osbournes!?
Not content that they had their own reality tv show they are now invading your blog!!
Disgusting!
Do you like my margarine ad?
My celeb chums loved it, laughed themselves silly over their Pimms
Love your blog. Cor mate! did you see Congo tonight on Film Four, phew that Amy was a bit of alright?
Nudge nudge!
Allo Homies Ma Name is Kewl, AM called a rapper ma name is 50 Pence and I look like a right Tink
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