B Movie Madness!!!
My letterbox has been rattling all week and today was no exception! I arrived home from the torture-factory to find three packages waiting for me!
Oh JOY, happy, happy JOY! Two were from amazon and contained a Doris Wishman double bill - "Bad Girls Go To Hell" and "Another Day Another Man" and a classic Russ Meyer movie - "Faster Pussycat... Kill! Kill!".
The third and quite mysterious package was a most welcome surprise, twas from the master of the Stench! The mighty Stinkor! and contained two Blue Demon movies - Blue Demon contra Los Cerebros Infernales and Blue Demon Vs. Las Invasoras! The coming weekend will be a veritable orgy of b-movie insanity!
The Stinkor-pack also contained a CD of Metal-Tastic proportions! A mighty compilation The Best of MSG! I am listening to it as I type and Mr. Shenker's guitar antics are as enjoyable now as ever they were!
All hail Stikor! May his rancid stench bring an end to He-Man and his feeble friends forever!!!
posted by Clawhammer at 7:10 pm
18 Comments:
Beware of Stinking bastards bearing gifts! I bet that DVDs are in a foreign language
Oh Mel you are such a funny man I loved you in the What Women Want, didn't you dress up as a tart?
Remember Claw - I still have your action figures to send too. I am saving that til later as I haven't bored out the size seven poop shoots for you yet
He-Man You sir are a known racist and your disgusting views are not welcome here!
Mel G It's a pity you didn't spew up in your Klan-Hood and choke on your own stinking vomit!
Stinkor I think you will find a size 10 pooper is required for the mighty Clawhammer!
I am Stinkor's alter ego, and he is a useless tossa
Is ITV's Prehistoric Park real?
I find the documentary very interesting and ask the question why don't they put the entire cast of Love Island in the Prehistoric Park. This would give us viewers some considerable visual excitement at the Love Islanders as they are scared shitless and run around shrieking. ITV might then rename the docu-series Histronics Park?
Hammer - you can play with your dvds and rubbish but you will never match my skill as a SuperHero!
Oh please come back to me, I need your obedience Clawhammer!!!
Hobgoblin you fiend! After our last heroic battle I was left with a headache and a queasiness that lasted several days. I feel it will be several weeks before we battle again!
Ha! I see my debilitating liquid has proved too much of a match for your blood sirrah!!
Flying V - I must extend my thanks to you for giving Castle-BroonSkull a long overdue spring cleaning. I have to add though you looked a bit sad and pathetic in your rubber-maid outfit.
Stenchor - I heard you cleaned the public-bogs at Mingletoon harbour with your tongue while Flying V gives you a buming.
How did you know I wore such garb?
Can you give me directions please?
I am late going to the CH4 wankathon
Mighty Claw - you shall enjoy your BOC initiation!
Sirrah Wankalotto - Is it one o' them "bring yer own kitchen-towel" affairs?
Splort - you can fill your sock!
Clawhammer!
I say steady on you two. Steady on I say Steady on
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