Even Dwarfs (Evil Dwarfs)
I just watched a DVD that had been loaned to me by an old friend. It's called Even Dwarfs Started Small. If you ever want to know what it is like to be completely insane then watch this film but be warned it is a test of mental endurance. I managed to sit through the whole thing; I felt homicidal. If someone had come to the door just then I would have slaughtered them without a second thought. As it was I went for a walk in the woods to try and rid myself of these murderous thoughts, it didn't work, I felt that if I was to meet someone in the woods, instead of my usual cheery "Hello, lovely day for a walk", I would have smashed their head in with a boulder and kicked the corpse into the river... I will NEVER watch that film ever again. If I see a dwarf within the next week or so (quite unlikely) I will kill the mutated little bastard and be filled with glee. At my trial I will defend myself and my defense will be to show the jury this depraved film. If we do not all go into a psychotic rage and kill each other I will probably be let off with a warning and have my DVD player confiscated. This film should most definitely be banned for the good of the worlds mental health.
posted by Clawhammer at 4:02 pm
17 Comments:
I have seen this movie; it is nightmarish film, like a home movie gone mad/bad
Bah! Your dwarven threats don't scare me Hammer: stick to your Twinnings English blend
Flying V: I have it on good authority that your favourite bands are Bon Jovi, Whitesnake and Def Leppard, all of whom are shite.
Stinkor: Even your smell of death is preferable to Flying V's overuse of Old Spice.
I have been plucked by the best guitarists in the world like WASP and Motley Crue and other hairspray acts so leave Flying V alone and stick to your dwarves!!
My wanton odour would soon make Flying V go out of tune!!!
Your tealeaf mantra will not bother me Hammer!!
You will soon feel the power of my Riffs, Hammer or should I call you Weak Tea?
hahaha Flying Vagina hahahaha
Stinkor, Claw-Hammer, Flying V I'll tak the lot o yees 'n 'crush yees ta death with ma mighty thighs an that!
PS. My best bands are Raven, Tyson Dog and Venon... so fuck the lotayees!
Amazon Kitty is there a musky odour within your thighs?
Skinz Rool! Feckin hate Thrash Metal lek Bon Chavi
I only dress like 'is ta please Chon Bon Chavi!
Clawhammer! You are speechless I see, you are impotent against my wordfull onslaught
I was too busy laughing at the Flying Vagina gag from Mr. Gibson SG!
I lent clawhammer the Werner Herzog boxset 2 with this warning "Even Dwarves Started Small drove me crazy, be careful". By the time he watched the DVDs he had mixed which film was to be avoided. He thought it was Stroszek . Maybe claw should also avoid Stroszek. I should have given that advice to Ian Curtis. Ja Ja! hahahaha Ja Ja!
Ja Ja Hahaha! This movie that you lent me has almost driven me insane! Ja Ja Ha Ha Ha!!
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