Teapot Atrocity!!!I nearly choked on my mug of Clipper Fair-Trade Tea when I opened the parcel and came across this ghastly relic! It was bequeathed to me by an insane monk who I met at a Tea-room/Strip club in old Mingletoon some years hence. He has also trusted me with a recipe for a herbal infusion with mind altering properties. I'm loathe to try it, he died a raving lunatic... his last words... "The teapot... it calls for me and I must go... urgh!!!"
posted by Clawhammer at 7:54 pm
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Was that the same teahouse 'cum' strip club that Messr Sheridan and is reds 'on' the bed visit?
At only £5 for a pot of tea and a lapdance the establishment in question was a bit too working class for Sheridan. He was a patron of the Ritz-Tea-bar & Striporama. £50 per pot and lapdance NOT INCLUDED!
Whaat no cocaine and champers! Outrageous!
I expect all boudouirs to service those Red warriors with the finest decadence!
Dear Clawhammer why doesn't your blog allow for anonymous comments?
I would like to insult you with revealing my true identity
By gaad man when are we to see another post on this blog?!
Perhaps some attempt to offer more of your rancid tales, perhaps involving ladies or gerbils?
Xaumito, anonymous comments have been enabled.
Haggiswurst, I will post several updates of complete shite this very weekend.
It hasn't escaped my attention that your blog is without doubt the finest use of the english language since Bill and Ben!
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Watch your language Pinko Ldy
I cannot approve of your liberal tones.
Outrageous!
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EXTREME HIGH PITCHED VOICE Anonymous! Get home right this minute and clear all that free money from the front room. We're having the vicar round for tea and crumpet.
Mr. Clawhammer... I think you might like to investigate The Tygers of Ping Pong and their sick trade in black market thimbles imported from North Korea!
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