Rock Teapots !
This particularly fine teapot takes pride of place in the North-Uist Museum of Heavy Metal. It was once owned by the Biff Byford, lead-throat of NWOBHM pioneers SAXON!
The charpot was acquired for the museum by American Diva and actress Divine. She was on a caravaning holiday in Brighton and noticed Biff Byford had left his caravan open, quick as a flash she nipped in and nabbed this magnificent item, which she later handed over to Angus McNumpty the curator of the world famous Metal Museum.
posted by Clawhammer at 5:50 pm
16 Comments:
I remember the great Biff Byford from the heady days of NWOBHM, and witnessed the same gentlman with his backing band Saxon on the Strong Arm Of The Law Tour. Top Notch!
Biff used to be chief coalman on the Princess Of The Night before it got derailed after a night of drunken debauchery which involved copious amounts of jack d and sex acts on domesticated ferrets. I shouuld know because I was one of those train drivers involved, it was a helluva night, a reet!
Any Ferrets still traumatised by that sordid train journey should contact me via my website - Ferret Central.
Casey... do you have photographic evidence of your ferret related sordidness? If so I would like to see them for research purposes only.
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Velmir is a real piece of spam! They found you already. And I don't have any ferret paraphernalia!
Now, I've noticed a tendency for this blog to get rather silly. Now I do my best to keep things moving along, but I'm not having things getting silly. Those two last posts I read got very silly indeed, and that last one about the Ferret was even sillier. Now, nobody likes a good laugh more than I do...except perhaps my wife and some of her friends...oh yes and Captain Johnston. Come to think of it most people likes a good laugh more than I do. But that's beside the point. Now, let's have a good clean healthy outdoor post. Get some air into your lungs. Ten, nine, eight and all that.
I thought this blog was about the altered state of hats? what's all this stuff about teapots, heavy metal and stoats? Please restrict all posts to the topics of hats, and only altered hats at that.
Mr Dynamite Heady, how about a stoat fur hat, altered with a denim trim?
Velimir: You sir are a Knob!
Colonel: Every time I start to get silly I will remember your sage advice, many thanks.
Dynamite_Heady: I suggest you put a tea-cosy on your head and listen to one of those heavy metal records I gave you some time ago. Always go for the one with the worst cover.
Haggiswurst: Please don't encourage him. He is hat daft (or hecht deft as he is wont to pronounce it).
Claw
I am waiting with bated breath for your next NWOBHM instalment, what tales you shall reveal to an eager audience one wonders!?
Is Mr Dynamite_Heady related in anyway to the fantastic Ms Dynamite whose quite tasty frame does wonder for my wrist arthritis
Hand Jive, may I suggest a large jam-jar filled with warm chopped liver for your nocturnal exploits.
Thanks Hand Shandy I am jamming as I type one handed phhhhhhhhhurlllllp
For a meat free alternative try a jar of marmite. You'll either love it or hate it!
Is there room in the marmite jar for 3?
I am the true guardian of the Western Isles Heavy Metal museum!
There can be only one, och aye the noo!
Prepare to feel the quickening McLeod!
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